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/ There was a young fellow named Gluck  \
| Who found himself shit out of luck.   |
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| Though he petted and wooed,           |
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| When he tried to get screwed He found |
\ virgins just don't give a fuck.       /
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      ( Y )
     ()~*~()   
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